picklespickleyama:

bronzebasilisk:

fan-troll:

lord-kitschener:

jimblespage:

jolys:

caterjunes:

spiffymuffin:

yunghau5:

3dboyfriends:

smashbrethren:

prostheticknowledge:

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

xiggymatsu:

it’s all in the joints

xiggymatsu:

it’s all in the joints

policedog:

imagine if people screamed instead of snored

endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

katefuckingwinslet:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)

Come back and make up a good-bye at least. Let’s pretend we had one.

beautifulquote:

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beautifulquote:

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babybluesuv:

royonfire:

I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.

I can’t stop thinking about this

vogue-hearts:

when people ask what I see in you, I just smile and look away because I’m afraid if they knew they’d fall in love with you too.