(Source: another-troubled-soul)
Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches.
Past, present, and future all walk into a bar. Initially, all is well, and past and present are stoked to see how beautiful future is.
Unfortunately, past gets ugly, drunk, and violent, and proceeds to fuck up future beyond all hope while fragile present stands by and watches helplessly.
The joke’s on you.
I feel so cute tonight oh goodness
“So Hannibal what is for dinner tonight”
[soulja boy voice] “YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU”
If you ever want to win my heart this is how
^^^^
I’m honest to god trying to convince one of my friends that he should shave my legs for me
The funny part is I think he’ll do it
(Source: sssnakesss)
You tried to change, didn’t you? Closed your mouth more, tried to be softer, prettier, less volatile, less awake…You can’t make homes out of human beings. Someone should have already told you that.
(Source: theseliteraryquotes)





