just jealous cause we’re young and in love
all was golden in the sky when the day met the night.
A relationship is like a house
If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
Unless that house is a lying whore
Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.
This took the best possible turn.
BREAKING NEWS!! DOGS IN PAJAMAS I REPEAT, DOGS!! IN. PAJAMAS!!
-Unknown English Teacher (via swarthyvillain)
I’ve never read anything more fucking true in my whole fucking life.
I actually really love this analogy.
This is the best explanation I can find for what happened when I turned 30.
(via mymissus)coffeebreathandmorningkisses (via holy-m0ly)
ayesha this is so accurate lol I don’t even know what to do with myself(via coffeebreathandmorningkisses)