Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches.
Past, present, and future all walk into a bar. Initially, all is well, and past and present are stoked to see how beautiful future is.
Unfortunately, past gets ugly, drunk, and violent, and proceeds to fuck up future beyond all hope while fragile present stands by and watches helplessly.
The joke’s on you.
I feel so cute tonight oh goodness
I’m honest to god trying to convince one of my friends that he should shave my legs for me
The funny part is I think he’ll do it